Hi, I am Russell and I love myself.

I am a professional Home Wrecker.

About me

Absolute Essential Information

I love Kangaroo jerky, and a good massage. I am a gift to hooman-kind and you know it. On a nice sunny day, you may take me out for a walk in the neighbourhood or a fancy car spin. I don't chase balls, but you may pick up after me. I despise most dogs despite my deceptively innocent handsome face.

560kg+

Meat
Consumed

100+

Flying
Kicks

200+

Face
Slaps

10,000+

Death
Glares

My Skills

Commanding Humans

90%

Robbing Wardrobes

99%

Looking Handsome

100%

Acting Demure

100%

My Portfolio

Here are some samples of my fine work ethos.

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Ping Me

Beam me up, Scotty!

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Location

Serangoon, Singapore